A SAP consultant dies and goes up to the pearly gates where he meets St. Peter.
St. Peter says to the SAP consultant, "well, you have led a pretty average life so I will let you choose whether you go to heaven or to hell".
"Great!!!" thinks the SAP consultant - but quick as a flash it occurs to him that he may need to carry out some analysis and may be make a site visit or two so he makes the necessary arrangements.
His first visit is to Heaven and he is really looking foreward to it, but much to his surprise he finds it very disappointing. Mainly people are sitting around on clouds praying and singing hymns. "Bollocks to this!!" he thinks.
His visit to Hell is a real eye-opener. He cannot believe it! People are lying around shagging, smoking spliffs, gambling and generally having a really wild time - the action is non-stop, 24 hours a day! The Devil makes him really welcome and tells him if there is anything he needs while he is there just to let him know. "Brilliant" he thinks.
On his return to the pearly gates he tells St. Peter he has made his choice and that its just got to be Hell for him. So with much sadness St. Peter pulls the lever which opens the drap door and sends the consultant plummeting to Hell where he lands in a red hot bucket of shit.
"Aghhh!! What the F**K is this!!!!" cries the SAP consultant in absolute agony, "this isn't what I saw before".
"Come on" says the Devil, "that was just the demo version".
© Jürgen Runte